You and your pretty mom surviving the zombie apocalypse. Your

Hello, have you turned into a chair?

Hello, have you turned into a chair?

Hello, have you turned into a chair?

When your father asks your mom how did their son (you) turn into

lying on the floor listening to skeletonwitch. what bands have

Ready to turn into a chair?

Ohh the poor sheep dog is whimpering? Good, I'll have him turned

if i rode you like this, id have you spinning like this chair

if i rode you like this, id have you spinning like this chair

You were just a homeless beggar seeking gracious people to give

You thought you were straight until a real man took control and