Mommy Can't Wait A Second Longer

Yes, that is cat hair. Yes, I do have a cat. Oh, wait a second...

"Who knew Eleanor had such a perfect butt!" After getting her

Start off November right with a good solid edging session like

Splendidly hydrated on my mountain bike ride. Wait for me on

Wait a second and look at me

Am I enough funny for a second date? 😅 F40

When the girl i lost my virginity to said she wanted to wait

Wait a second.. that’s not my husband! 😈

I pranked my bud by booking a hotel for us and dressing up like

I pranked my bud by waiting on his bed like this. Can't wait

My bud said I'm not allowed to touch his ball, so I pranked him