When you get a late night booty call but your (f) phone’s on

You're SUCH a good boy when you want to be... so well behaved.

Your bull came home looking for your wife to fuck on Valentine's

When you have to tip your tour guide but your husband forgot

You always considered yourself progressive. You loved to help

When you have to watch through the camera because your dick is

When you have the Best Tits on Stage but Other Sluts are Getting

(22) Do you want to help milk all of this thick creamy cum out

When you have to tip your tour guide but your husband forgot

When you have been drinking beer all night and just gotta go

When you have to tip your tour guide but your husband forgot

I hate when I have to work on succubus day but I still have plenty