hotel rooms make me always soo horny.. why do I have to stay

She’s always late from work. Now you know why.

And you always wonder why she keeps getting promoted although

I get that mom is helping me out~ But I don't understand why

Idk why the small ones are always the prettiest...and the sluttiest

Not gonna turn down a free week's stay at an hotel

Always wondered why my gf would go to the tattoo shop but hardly

Why does hotel sex always feel so much better

This is why you should always stay observant when shopping!

When the boss needs you to stay late & finish up the project

Now I know why her physical therapy sessions always last so long…

This is why betting your girl is always a bad idea