original post: https://redd.it/s9xqye
Your penis is so small that I have to squint to see it 😈😈
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"Your penis is so big it's hard to get it out of your pants"
It's only a matter of time before my fat daddydick loosens up
bathtub is so small that sister has to share it with you
Is my skirt too short? it's almost summer, it's so hot to walk
hubWe all know that feeling when you just can't help but piss.
Haha your penis is so small it makes me laugh
Your penis is so small that I will have to use a vibrator haha
Summer is so hot that I have to take eveything off!
Your penis is so small and pathetic that I still doubt it's useful
Maybe your penis is this small? it will have no problem getting
Your cock is so useless that it deserves to be in chastity for