Almost hit myself in the face

Almost shot myself in the mouth! Appreciate all of you early

almost gave myself a facial with this load

Almost hit myself in the face

Almost hit myself in the face with this one!

Almost hit myself in the face with this one!

Almost hit myself in the face with this one!

Almost hit myself in the face with this one!

almost hit myself in the face trying to show you my melons

Almost made myself late to work

Literally almost shit myself. Has anyone ever seen this before?

Almost hit myself in the face with this one!