Why did the woman turn around, do you think she knows what I

Why did the foot go to the doctor? Because it had a sole problem!

Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? Because it couldn't

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling

Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime

Why did the cucumber blush? It saw the salad dressing peel.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling

Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of

Why did the strawberry break up with the grape? Because it was

Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime

Why did the panty cross the road? To get to the other cheek!