Excuse me, sir. Your book is overdue 2 weeks. You know the fine.

Excuse me sir, is there anything I can do for extra credit? 🥺

Excuse me sir, can I park this on your face?

Excuse me sir, is there a good reason why your tongue isn’t

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Excuse me sir Your book is overdue 2 weeks You know the fine

Excuse me sir, mind if I did this on your Cock Please?

Excuse me sir Just stopping by to show you this

Excuse me, sir! Just stopping by to show you this

Excuse me sir, is your face ready to be sat on?

Excuse me sir, is this seat taken?

My roommate finally asked me out, is this too much