Who needs a sponge when you have boobs like these?

Who needs a caption when you have tiddies?

Who needs panties/bottoms when you have a shirt that juuuust

who needs a toilet when you have a girlfriend?

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs bra cups when you have tits this perky

Who needs bra cups when you have tits this perky?

Who needs a urinal when you have a black slut?

who needs a boyfriend when you have a stool 😜 [selling] [us]

Who needs a GF when you have a new STEP MOM 💋

who needs a bra when you have hands?😊

Who needs a coffee when you have this to wake you up