Forecast in [PDX] today is Cloudy with a good chance of cum showers

Chance of sudden showers

100% chance of cum showers ☔️

Just got out of the shower..

Just got out of the shower..

Chance of rain

Chance of double creampie very high.

Chance of pulling out… %0

chance of being seen were very high

chance of being seen were very high

Chances of lasting more than a minute…. Slim

Chances of my BBC friends pulling out? 😏