Forecast in [PDX] today is Cloudy with a good chance of cum showers

Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of cum showers 🌦

Chance of thunderstorms

Cloudy with a chance of cum showers

Chance of lifetime

Chance of clouds and showers

Chance of rain

Cloudy with a chance of cum showers

Cloudy with a chance of cum showers

Chances of my BBC friends pulling out? 😏

Chance of rain in my g-string today 100percent chance 💦🙊

Fresh out of the shower