She’s a smart girl. She knows not to waste her tits on a guy

Just be a nice kid, make yourself useful by cooking breakfast

My friend FaceTimed his girl and accidentally she answered it.

I guess you get your submissiveness from your mom. She agreed

Ok now he’ll stay with her in the room. You can go sleep in

My friend’s girlfriend wanted to be in the university council,

My friend invited me for a sleepover. I was joking with his sister

I’m ordering some Indian chicken thikka masala tonight

You wait for your wife to give you a good night kiss as she takes

The best honeymoon

What I usually do with my friend’s mom when I go for a sleepover

There’s a talk in the neighborhood that your wife is a slut.

Your daughter in college