When you're trash but your helidick game is on point

When you forgot to bring your Ironman Suite but due to OSHA regulations

When you’re horny but your [m]an is too busy [f]or you😏

Your POV when you eat it like groceries

When she sends you a cute vid of her outfit for your date, but

guess when you eat a lot your boobs grow

You can leave when you’re done, but your load stays deep inside

You can leave when you’re done, but your load stays deep inside

You can leave when you’re done, but your load stays deep inside

You can leave when you’re done, but your load stays deep inside

Them feels when you're horny but your boyfriend is asleep

Your wife always questions you when you are late but you don't