On my resume, making myself squirt is listed as a special skill

My resume: 5’1 and has really nice tiddies

Im going to need help explaining this skill on my resume.

Can I add this skill to my resume?

Is this a skill I should list on my resume? (f)

Is this a skill I should put on my resume!?😆 (f)

“Adds this skill to resume”

I list this as a skill on my resume

My resume lists "Multitasking" as a special skill

My resume lists "multitasking" as a special skill...

I hope this counts as a special skill in my resume

I hope this counts as a special skill in my resume