Would my ass be the best gift you receive?

Would my ass be the best gift you receive?

My ass are real, I wish you could feel them

My ass is natural, I hope you like them

Shaking my ass is the best way to cheer you up ;)

My ass bouncing will be the best thing you'll see today...but

Would my ass be a good Christmas gift for you?

Would my ass be a good Christmas gift for you?

Would my ass be a feast for you?

My ass is the best gift you can have. [f]

Would my ass be a feast for you?

My ass is created to please you -)