I spent 30 minutes masturbating in a public sauna the other day.

Probably can't dick you down so Kik is the next best thing

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

I Prefer To Watch, But A Video Is The Next Best Thing

Since I dint have a face to grind on and squirt ill do the next

Missed Out on the 3some... Next Best Thing? [OC]

I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best

The next best thing to daddy cock.

Next best thing to a raw cock I suppose…

Next best thing

When You Can't Afford Wwe Tickets

best thing about my girlcock is that it leaks precum soooo easily