Why having a room mate sucks

Excuse me, did you request my consent?

Someone’s mother telling two nitwits to act appropriate in

How dear you touch my "A"

I'm just going to pee in the elevator

People are weird

When killing goes wrong, Run

"I'll never give i-"

Trying to light a cigarette with a fringe

this went rather well

Being annoying

When you bring the wrong pen drive to class

The Love Plug (audio recommended)