My Finances are as tight as my asshole! and My Thong...

My clothes are as tight as my hole [27]

As a nurse I need to make sure make sure my patients are as comfortable

My lips are as sweet as honey but just as addictive

My lips are as sweet as honey, but just as addictive.

My lips are as sweet as honey, but just as addictive.

My lips are as sweet as honey, but just as addictive.

My lips are as sweet as honey but just as addictive

My lips are as sweet as honey but just as addictive

My lips are as sweet as honey, but just as addictive

My lips are as sweet as honey, but just as addictive

My boobs are as big as my head so sometimes I wear bras as hats