Your mommy Scarlett Johansson loved all the attention the football

Real Friends Hold Your Boobs Whilr You Give A Titjob

You and your wife finally got your black friend into your sex

When there is 14 guys and no fluffer, you give them you slit

Gave them a show :)

You bought a pair of earbuds online that allowed one to possess

You woke up realizing you bred your best friends mom last night

When the maid finds your gf's dirty panties.

Real friends hold your boobs whilr you give a titjob

Real friends hold your boobs whilr you give a titjob

They're not perfect, but I swear they can satisfy you if you

I sincerely hope none of my friends find my Reddit account.