Not quite the real thing...but ill take what I can get

Feels good, but not as good as the real thing

This was pretty good, but nothing beats the real thing

My dildo feels great but I want the real thing

This was fun but I need the real thing 😭

Toys are cool, but I want the real thing

That tatoo really suits you!Your bussy, or perhaps-octobussy

This fleshlight feels incredible, but nothing like the real thing

Are you really hard over pixels, good, because your not seeing

To bad I’m not riding the real thing

Would feel even better bouncing on the real thing

Not quite the real thing, but incredible in it's own way. Lucky