Nothing happened, I crashed at my friend's place

That never happened

"It meant nothing babe, it barely happened"

She got a bit drunk at the party last night and happened to let

What really happened at girls night

What she said happened: “We just kissed. I swear.” What REALLY

Your gf gullibly thought it be just a simple innocent massage,

Wonder what happened at that bar

literally took them two hours before this happened

You're not big enough, so she lost the bet. Here's what happened

After he left your fiancée acted like nothing had happened,

Her boyfriend has just literally tasted the flavor of cheating.