Your mistress tied you up and left you bent over at the gay bar.

your wife tied you up and says she has a surprise for you..

Your bully beats you up during the day and mounts your mom at

You broke up with your boyfriend after you realized you were

your breakfast! Clean them up and you'll get my full attention.

Your friend sets you up on a blind date with me and I'm dressed

Your friend sets you up on a blind date with me and I'm dressed

Your bully beat you up so bad you fell into a coma… through

Have your girl ride you in reverse and grab your big toes when

Have your gf send you nudes today or do I have to?

On Your Knees, Clean Me Up

Your bully chained you up to watch as he bred both of your sisters