My date didn't show up.

my date didn't [f]uck me, would you?

My date didn’t see what he wanted on the menu, so I showed

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My ex didn't show up, I hope I can find someone better here.

My date didn't show, I guess you guys get to see this instead

My date didn't show, I guess you guys get to see this instead

I was waiting for the shower to heat up, so I had fun

My date didn’t wanna lick my butthole on the first date, would