Can't beat the real thing, but...

Still can’t replace the real thing 😔

this felt amazing, wish i had the real thing

Want my machine to be replaced with the real thing and filled

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

can u be the first one who fills me underwater..

Can you gimme the real thing🥺

This massive toy left me needing the real thing.

Can I be the first thing you do this morning?

The toy I use when I can't get the real thing

Can I have the real thing pls

I want the real thing to fill me up instead!