Your girlfriend told you she can meet you because she has to

Your sister told you she was "handling" your bully problem, but

Oh your mom told you she’s drunk and spending the night at

Your wife Beth Behrs when she catches your black friend staring

Your gf told you she was having a girls night but she really

Your girlfriend told you she was going to a party with her best

Your mom insisted on not letting your sister face your bully

Your wife told you she was going to book club . In reality, she

Spending the night at my BFF's tomorrow. I'm so tempted to steal

The night was dark and the air was thick with anticipation. She

Your wife told you that she'd send you a video if her meeting

She told you she was loyal… this is the truth