[proof] piss with a boner. It’s as hard as it gets while peeing

As wet as it gets..

I hope this makes you laugh as hard as it made me 🤣

It's not gay as long as I don't get pregnant

As soft and smooth as it gets

As sloppy as it gets

It gets bigger when it's hard ;)

Get my hole all sloppy then go as hard as you like 💗

As Rough As It Gets

as it gets colder, I get hotter

As hard as u can !!!

Hard as it gets