when you're trying to get out o(f) (42) bed in the (m)orning

when you're trying to get out of bed and the wife reaches underneath

When you're trying to get the gold medal in a hot dog eating

When you're trying to get the gold medal in a hot dog eating

When you’re trying to get your groove on but there’s a cat

When you're trying to get some work done but his balls are full

When you're trying to get some work done but his balls are full

When you're trying to get some work done but you're also a freeuse

When you're trying to get some work done but his balls are full

When you're trying to get some work done but his balls are full

The Asian twink was in the gym, working out and trying to get

When you’re trying to watch the morning news but get distracted…