Whitebois and white girls always end up in the same place

Sometimes "just hanging out " ends with me looking like this

Feels like a crime to cover up the red bush, so when I’m home

I wish me and my str8 bros were in situations like these...

Why do I always end up in the middle?

Always end up in the middle :)

Feels like a crime to cover up the red bush, so when Im home

Although my boyfriend doesn’t like the ‘humiliation’ aspect,

can you always end up in them?

I always end up in doggystyle

My hands always end up in my panties 🙈

My friends always end up in bed with me.