Welp. Guess you’re a father now.

Welp. Guess you’re a dad now.

Kids napping ✅ cleaning done ❌ got my ass fucked ✅ priorities

I'm getting pimped-out by my Husband and I have no say in who

Welp, guess it's time to do some laundry

welp,that's one way of entrancing users I guess(sorry for bad

Accidentally walked in on your side piece fucking your wife,

It’s face fuck Tuesday I guess 😈

Welp, I was bored so decided to lock him up and fuck him 👿❤️

Welp… guess I’m gonna have to get a large ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I said he could fuck me... I guess i didn't say where?

Which of the two was never fucked? If you guess I will send you