Who needs a morning workout when you can just do this instead?

You could be my table

you wish you could be my chair :p

Who Needs A Side Chick If You Can Have A Slide Chick

Who needs a side chick if you can have a slide chick

You could be my stepfather and so rape me all the time. 😈🤤

Who needs a thong song when you can just twerk it? #ThongThursday

Who has time to shave when you could be having fun like this?

Who needs a tour guide when you can explore this wonder of the

Who needs a tour guide when you can explore this wonder of the

You could be my dirty little secret..and I could be yours

You could be my dirty little secret..and I could be yours