Who needs Santa when I can sit on this? 😈

Who needs videogames when you can play with these all day? [OC]

Who needs people when you can control dildos with your mind

Slides down her throat smoothly

Who needs pussy when you can hump your hand instead?

Needed some help to get it down her throat

Who needs air when you can have ass instead?

Who needs coffee when you can wake up with a redditor

Who needs moisturiser when you can get a load of cum instead

Who needs lube when you can make your own?

Who needs pussy when you can get off scissoring your girlfriend

Who needs dessert when you can have a slice of my curves? 😜🍰