She told you she was drunk and it was a mistake. The truth is,

She told you he was just a friend. That you had nothing to worry

when my roommate told me he was drunk... and horny 🥴

The truth is in the tasting

Oh your mom told you she’s drunk and spending the night at

She told you it was going to be a threesome, but somehow she

Your girlfriend was tutoring privately at school, you didn't

She told you she was going for a hike with one of her ex boyfriends,

She told me she was gonna be with her family for the holidays,

She told herself she was only doing it for the money. Bombing

She told you she was an accountant..

I told you I was fertile and you told me you hadn't had any release