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I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best thing
yolostuds by Abject-Understanding
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I have wanted my wife to peg me for a while. Haven’t worked
I can’t twerk so here’s the next best thing
I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best
they ran out of big titty goth gfs so i’m the next best thing
I Didn't Have a Toothbrush So I found The Next Best Thing! So,
When you don’t have a mouth to suck them, this is the next
You’d given me one job after your life imprisonment, to get