Scissor me timbers...

Scissor me!

Shiver me timbers!

He has lost to me in rock paper scissor and his balls were smashed

Scissor Me!

Scissor Me Timbers

Teacher: Don’t run with the scissor. Me with the scissors:

My best friend camd over to share her new Scissor Dildo with

My best friend came over to share her new Scissor Dildo with

My best friend came over to share her new Scissor Dildo with

Shiver me Timbers bro 💀

Someone scissor me please 🥵🔥