When you don't have a real cock to ride

When I have a bad day, he makes me a blanket nest and eats me

When you have to warm yourself up while sucking dick 🙄

when you're trying to be sexy but you kick the camera over😅

When you go on business trips your wife picks up the phone and

Who needs a boyfriend when you have a bad dragon 🤷🏽‍♀️

When you can’t have a real spit roast, you just have to make

When you have to watch through the camera because your dick is

you're a bad idea, I like bad ideas

When you don't have the real thing, this will do.

When you have real life anime boobies >

You have absolutely no idea how bad I want your face buried between