My room-mate woke me up in the middle of the night with a huge,

All that fat did not go to my tits, it went straight to my ass

went out with my sexy coworker for drinks. naturally they went

Christmas dinner went straight to my ass 😳

All the weight goes straight to my ass

it all goes straight to my ass

Most of my weight goes straight to my ass

Photo evidence that everything I eat goes straight to my ass

I've gained a few pounds and it went straight to my Ass

I think all the food I ate yesterday went straight to my ass

it seems like every pound i gain goes straight to my ass 😳

Thankfully the donuts I eat goes straight to my ass!