You were very worried, the storm must have taken the phone lines

You took the risk and met up with a couple at the local gay bar.

You were let go from your job but your wife said she’d go negotiate

You were let go from your job but your wife said she’d go negotiate

You were let go from your job but your wife said she’d go negotiate

You think that as long as you don't come near, you'll be safe.

So thick you can see it from the front… creds: AzalyaStar

You were getting late for the dinner date with your girlfriend.

I don’t want to give false hope but with this new flat cage,

If you were hitting me from the back, would you go fast or slow?

The schoolgirl was walking down the hallway, her white skirt

You look very small from here...