When the gf said there was a present waiting at home, I didn’t

Santa said you can play with your present early

My thick friend said that her husband confessed that he really

My thick friend said that her husband confessed that he really

My thick friend said that her husband confessed that he really

Your friend's dad said he got a present for your 18th birthday.

The postman said your present is on the way

Daddy asked what I wanted for my birthday, and I said a gangbang

A wedding anniversary present like no other: my bull stretching

My thick friend said that her husband had confessed that he really

He said this was his best Christmas present

Going from a 46 yo dad to a petite 20 yo girl wasn't part of