You really feel like you're starting to fit in! All it took was

You really feel like you're starting to fit in! All it took was

Was I the gift that you were missing under the tree this year?🎁🎄

You knew the place that had the newest ‘girls’, I showed

The sun was setting over the horizon, casting a warm orange glow

You've only been paying attention to her feet, so lately she

You were such a good boy this year, you deserve a treat 🎁

Do you want a pregnant mama under your tree this year?

I'm the slut that you're missing in your life

Christmas is over, time to treat yourself to the gift you didn’t

Since Christmas is over, treat yourself to the gift you didn’t

The Christmas gift you want under your tree this year