My roommate was away, so I got to go mazz outside!I squirted

My roomate has a "sperm production" issue and needs to empty

Ran out of overnight face masks so asked my friend if he could

Knock knock ✊🏽 I’m in front of your house. You said you

Ran out of hot water, can I use your shower?

Does Santa want some cookies?

Ran out of lube so had to use my spit

Ran out of gas on my way to the great fairy

Mommy is out of town… does daddy want to use my throat 🥺

Does somebody want my warm milk😩

Ran out of lube for my Fleshlight so did it the old fashioned

Babe I ran out of milk… give me yours