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No one told me being Santa's helper can get so messy :)
DadWouldBeProud by Frankiexxo
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No one told me untangling fishnets is impossible
Santa got me a vibrator. he also told me you guys asked for a
I walked around in these leggings all day and no one told me
"No one told me I had to show my tits in the audition, but anyway,
No one told me this was a video!
No one told me about the homebrew channel music
No one believed me when I said I was being stalked and bullied
No one told me about pregnancy urges! Horny 24/7
No one told me to get implants. I just like showing off my perky
One of my old fuck buddies called and told me which hotel he
Why did no one tell me my thong was inside out?
