This is how I know it’s time to wake up. Who needs an alarm

Who needs an office visit?

Who needs an office visit?

Who needs an ass in their face this morning?

Who needs an ass in their face this morning?

Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?

Who likes an early morning wood

Needed an early morning ride

Who needs an early morning pounding?

Need an early morning throat to fuck

Who’s ready for an early Stocking Stuffer? (GIF)

Who wants an early Christmas present