original post: https://redd.it/beqnde
Forgot my loofa
MassiveCock by Guspullo
[report | abuse]
My outfit last night had eyes following me all over the restaurant.
my loofa broke so I put it to use
Forgot my card luckily my Uber had an alternative for of payment
Forgot my ski pole, but remembered my dildo!
Forgot my sex toys at homeš¬So I had to improvise with what
Forgot my top, forget it!
