They invited him instead of you. Now you know why

With lips like these, now I know why they make them crotchless

Some guys are made to fuck girls until they empty their load

Some guys are made to fuck girls until they empty their load

Some guys are made to fuck girls until they empty their load

My parents let me bring my gf on our weekend trip to their cabin.

Now I know why you spend so much time at the hairdresser's.

They asked me to change a light bulb at work, and I think I know

Now you know why your coffees take so long at Starbucks

I was arrested after being watched by the feds for months so

Now I know why the guys at the gym always stare at me...

Now I know why the guys at the gym always stare at me...