Just being a stupid horny boy on the couch last night while everyone

What would you do if you woke up and found yourself locked, bound,

What if you woke up and found me underneath your Christmas tree?

What would you do if you woke up next to me and my tan lines?

What’s the first you’d do if you woke up next to me like

what would you do if you woke up and saw me like this? ;)

What’s the first thing you would do if you woke up next to

if you woke up and saw me like this, what would you do~

what if you woke up next to me?

What would you do if you woke up and saw me doing this in your

What you doin if you wake up and see me doing this to you? ;3

you found me underneath the christmas tree 😈