Said no woman ever....

You didn't even said no homo, didn't you?

You're too easy for her

You're too clingy

🌀 you’re too weak to escape My powerful spell 🌀 [oc]

“You’re too wet” - said no man ever 😜 [Repost]

you spend your days and your nights fantasizing about this beautiful

No man ever has been able to resist these white fishnet stockings

No man ever slaps hard enough

You're too much of a pathetic loser. You couldn't handle seeing

You wish you could touch me like this, don't you little boy?

Oh no they jiggle TOO much - said no one ever.