"You're so naughty Chad! No-one has ever fucked my ass before.

Said no woman ever....

You're confident that the old man enjoyed every moment of it.

You're too big to [f]it in here

“You’re too wet” - said no man ever 😜

“You’re too wet” - said no man ever 😜 [Repost]

you're totally useless as a man, but as a fuck toy?...

You wish you could be in the shower with her but you're too busy

you should know your place by now, but in case you're too stupid

💸🍭🥵 Too much for you 💸🍭🥵 you're too small to

you're too pathetic to even see the pussy. That's why you're

You don't deserve to be on a nude beach, you're too beta...pixels