This is why they don't allow toys in school anymore

This is why you don't say no to Daddy

This is why aliens don't contact us.

This is why you don’t f**k with gamers

This is why I don’t have TikTok

This is why you don’t use your tits as a wallet 😅🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

This is why we don’t watch anime with our parents.

This is why I don't need a stress ball 🍑

This is why you wait to get home before you start pouring up

Why do I always get so horny on vacation? 🤔

This is why I can never get ready for work on time, mind helping?

This is why I don't get any sleep at night 💤