A pair of underwear were definitely harmed in the making of this

Tiddy Drop training (no tiddies were harmed during the filming

Bouncing my puppies. No animals were harmed in the making of

A pair of underwear were definitely harmed in the making of this

Come play with me 😈😜 (no joycons were harmed during the

No fingers were harmed in the making of this video 😏

Nearly 100 Million Sperm Were Harmed In The Making of This Video

Sheets were harmed in the making of this film

no lube was used in the making of this video.

No portfolios obliterated during the making of this video

Tio the Red ROD (no children where harmed in the making of this

No cameramen were drowned in the making of this video!