You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

She told you she was drunk and it was a mistake. The truth is,

She told you to worship her bull before he fucked her. He told

You kept making eye contact in the locker room showers. He told

She told you the only way he’d keep fucking her was if you

She told you she missed her family and wanted to spend a few

She was only yours for a few weeks but it still hurt when she

She told you I was just a friend and your dumbass believed it.

Wouldn't you always do what She tells you to do?

She told you she hated your bully. Now she’s getting painted

You know she’s a keeper if she tells you size doesn’t matter

She told you she wanted to go home and spend a few weeks with